The One Man Show

This day was especially memorable, because I remember not being able find anyone to go out to a party with me. Jamie said she might come, but ended not coming for whatever reason.

I went to the only place where I know there’s a party, Bouquet street. I found the house and went in. I can’t really remember exactly what I did there. I remember meeting an Irish guy who had 22 drinks and was still standing up. I have about 9 beers, and decided to head back to Forbes Hall.

For some reason I ended up in the Midget Wing, and for some reason I decided to call Sam. I remember some things I said, but according to the people who were there, and I do tell you that I had a huge crowd, the call was hilarious. This is what Backman recorded down from that night:

"I hear ice cream. I can't wear ice cream. It's too cold, if you wear ice cream you'll melt. If you're naked and sticky on the streets, the police will arrest you, and that’s no fun because we will have to bail you out.”

“98% of secretaries are women; the other 2% are gay.”

“You have to rock back and forth until your little soldiers come forth. If storks come out of your penis, then you have a problem. They vibrate with a double A battery. I just told Sam how to lick food off his girlfriend.”

“They're playing at 4 (PM) which is like four hours from now (1AM).”

“The guy hits the ball with the bat, that's like whacking a guy in the nuts.”

This next quote is after the call with Sam, my call to Jamie,

“Ah she's not picking up, she must be busy. Hello, this is George Bush. You can't hang up on the president of the United States; I'll set the FBIs on you."

There are something that I said that should never be repeated, and luckily, I don’t remember it well enough to repeat it. Brain damage have some positives after all.
Next I drew a comic regarding the lives of my friends. The best one was the one regarding Suren and Chrissy. They apparently got married, had a child. I called them the Jays because I forgot how to spell Suren’s last name. And they lived happily ever after, well, at least until both got aids.